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1500th Member Certificate.
Roger Thomason
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Posted on 11-01-2010 01:15
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My Grandfather Roger was supposed to make some kind of Certificate for the 1500th Member, but told me he couldn't be arsed. So I thought I would try to help him out, as he is old and knackered. I don't know who the people mentioned are, so if they are in any way offended, tough shit.

Love and Kisses
Laynie Age 10 Years and some months old .
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GOLD! The best way to finish the day. Grin
Reading a poster made by Roger. Grin
 
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Like I said, I can manipulate it to my own wishes, so I think I will ultimately claim that certificate myself. Grin
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FANTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!! GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin
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Just great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GrinGrinGrin

Compliment Roger !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Only 3 nights babysitting at my place????
You must be kidding, it should be for the whole summer, so daddy can work on his new caught flies! And SHE must be around 20, long dark hair and with big boo....ehhh knowledge of how to take care of dadd...ehhh babies! GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin
Greetings,
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Roger Thomason
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My Granddaughter thought 3 nights would be all you could manage at your age Geraldine...you know how these young Studs are Pfft Very thoughtful for one so young.

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Well blow me... eerrr...ummm..down, you did a great...eeerr...uummm...job!GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

You must have scared the next potential 3 members off!Frown

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I think I scare the existing 1497 members....and that includes me Shock. I'm really rather shy and retiring...
.....Cont. on Page 94
 
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[quote]blowave wrote:

You must have scared the next potential 3 members off!Frown
[/quote

Grin Let's offer something more: maybe 10 litres of unsorted material from malaise traps from Greece Grin Of course He/She would have to sort and pin it...
 
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Hmm, makes it even more interesting to make certain that I also get the 1500 on my name. Of course I have to decline pinning alcohol specimens as it would ruin them irreparably.
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pwalter wrote:
Grin Let's offer something more: maybe 10 litres of unsorted material from malaise traps from Greece Grin Of course He/She would have to sort and pin it...



Something more....Shock

Hey Walter, Part of the prize is 12 hours stuck in an Elevator with Jorge Shock, Luckily the prize winner is provided with a gun. The gun is not for shooting Jorge, it is for committing suicide, as the only relief from the verbal onslaught. Therefore the rest of the prize becomes redundant. The difficult part in this scheme is enticing Member No.1500 into the Elevator with Jorge in the first place....still a work in progress as I only had very short notice to put this Certificate etc. together, (Oddly enough it was Jorge who suggested it in Shoutbox in the first place). Any schemes to complete the above would be appreciated.

Roger....
 
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Roger Thomason wrote:
pwalter wrote:
Grin Let's offer something more: maybe 10 litres of unsorted material from malaise traps from Greece Grin Of course He/She would have to sort and pin it...



Something more....Shock

Hey Walter, Part of the prize is 12 hours stuck in an Elevator with Jorge Shock, Luckily the prize winner is provided with a gun. The gun is not for shooting Jorge, it is for committing suicide, as the only relief from the verbal onslaught. Therefore the rest of the prize becomes redundant. The difficult part in this scheme is enticing Member No.1500 into the Elevator with Jorge in the first place....still a work in progress as I only had very short notice to put this Certificate etc. together, (Oddly enough it was Jorge who suggested it in Shoutbox in the first place). Any schemes to complete the above would be appreciated.

Roger....


LOL Grin

Roger, and that's not all.... wait when I begin talking about Fourier and Laplace transforms.. Are you ready??? Grin Well, you would just blow up yourself. Grin
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jorgemotalmeida wrote:
Roger, and that's not all.... wait when I begin talking about Fourier and Laplace transforms.. Are you ready??? Grin Well, you would just blow up yourself. Grin
take care! Wink
Finally, a good night's sleep. Grin
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jorgemotalmeida wrote:
LOL Grin
Roger, and that's not all.... wait when I begin talking about Fourier and Laplace transforms.. Are you ready??? Grin Well, you would just blow up yourself. Grin
take care! Wink


Slight flaw in your plan Jorge...I will not be Member 1500. I am Member 960 odd if memory serves me well (Paul is still ruing the day, and apparently having sleepless nights Pfft)
Had I been in the position....having played in bands with guitarists, bass players and the like with varying degrees of competence, one learns to screen out the frequency occupied by their particular instrument..kinda like a built-in Graphic Equalizer. So I would simply block out the frequency spectrum of your voice. Thankfully I am unable to lip read. Plastic Man is not the only one with Special Powers.
I have been having slight problems with my inbuilt G.E. of late though as on a clear night and with a southerly wind I am picking up the screech of a Viola coming from the Clethorpes area in England, bloody annoying. Can't seem to filter it out. Stephen....put a sock in it mate, some of us are trying to sleep.....disregard that..I'm at work, can you play a bit louder between 3-4 AM..TO HELP ME STAY AWAKE.

Thanks Roger....Hard at work....at work.
 
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aha. I can build an instrument that would make any modulation of frequency I desired. You will never manage to block any modulation I build. Wink Reading lips... that's an art, not for everyone. Pfft (.************. entering Enigma code.. check your email for the solution)

I'll be back (to the threads) in some days. Enjoy the peace from now on. Smile Now, finally, you will have time to try new ways how to fly without any hurting.. refine it! Wink Bye.

*At least, Fourier transform is good for everyone. Smile ehehe
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